One Way Out

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You.

In a box.

Nothing but your clothes, a ketchup packet, and a loaf of pumpernickel.

And you only have ONE WAY OUT.

Nothing you have is sharp enough to pierce the box.

The box has no openings on its sides.

The box is only 2x2 and you are cramped.

It is completely dark in the box, no light at all.

You're missing your right arm and your ring finger on your left hand.

You have to pee.

And poop a little.

You have one match but nothing to strike in on.

Your tummy hurts.

You're 7 months pregnant.

The box is cold.

NOW! FIND THE ONE WAY OUT!

Got it yet?

The answer: Up.

Perhaps I forgot to mention the top of the box is open.

My bad.