Panda
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A panda is a Four-legged animal with a white and black trench coat. It is usually pissed off because some bastard raccoon who thinks all animals should wear a 'mask', keeps punching it in both its eyes, causing it to be permanently black-eyed. Often seen carrying an uzi, waiting to get its own back on that cheeky racoon. Eats, shoots and leaves.