Panda Dice

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CASINO

UPSTAIRS:

CARD GAMES

LARGE GLASSES WITH BROWN LIQUID URINE INSIDE

SWEAT DRIBBLES IN TO SMALL AND LARGE PUDDLES FROM HOLES SPRAYING

SITTING AT TABLEs WITH CARDS GETTING STAINED FROM STICKY HANDS

OTHER KINDS OF PAPER WITH ALL THAT DESCRIPTION

THE PLACE THAT BUILDS THE PLACE

DOWNSTAIRS:

A CAGE

SMALL FURRY PANDAS WITH BROWN DRYING LEAVES AROUND

BABIES

CARRIED UPSTAIRS

HANDS PICK THEM UP

THEY GET CARRIED UP TO THE BRIGHT LIGHTS

ARMFULS OF PANDA DICE READY TO BE ROLLED

You always know you've found something subtle and understated when it's in all caps and uses the word "panda" this many times.

TUBAS BLAST

SPINNING LIGHTS

EAGER HANDS COLLECT SQUEEZE PANDAS

TERROR IN EYES


THROWN THROUGH THE AIR (THEM)

SQUEAL OF FEAR

PANDA LANDS ON BACK

FOUR BLACK SPOTS UP

"THAT'S A FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Screams voice of clump.

"I WIN FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!"

APANDA GOES BACK DOWNSTAIRS

EXCITED HAIRY PERSON FLINGS FILLED HANDS IN AIR HANDS WITH PAPER

JUMPS UP AND DOWN

SWEAT COME OUT SPRAY

RAINFOREST