Parking lot full of ninjas

SUDDENLY, NINJAS. THOUSANDS OF THEM.

And they all want your autograph.

They come from every direction and converge on your school's parking lot, all waiting for you when you arrive there in the morning.

You've dreamed of this before, don't tell me you haven't. Everybody should have a parking lot full of ninjas.

I heard that a department store was having a sale on Parking lots full of ninjas. They were half price AND buy one get seven extra ninjas and an action figure FREE! What an incredible deal!