Pastafarianism

Pastafarianism is a legitimate and high-quality religion, just as is Sihkism or Oprahism. It consists mainly of a noodley god with two meatballs for eyes. It occasionally comes down to earth to terrorize the good citizens of some random country, vaporizing or eating them with him almighty and holy noodle hands. All hail Pasta-god! I do not know what the name of pasta-god actually is. So let us assume that it is Steve.