Pink pygmy elephants

Pink Pygmy Elephants were first seen and documented by Keb Sing in 1881. They have since gone extinct but Gay Scientists from a remote island which will be known as United S A or U States of America.

pink pygmy elephants are ferocious creatures with big pointy teeth. They have killed over 6 billion chinamen and 5 Australians.

pink pygmy elephants are notorious breakdancers being able to bust a move that's so funkylicous that even MJ couldn't handle it.

They are unusual as there is only one gender... known as schkimms.

They are green even though the name states that they are pink because Keb Sing who discovered them was blind deaf and probably dead at the time

If you see one in real life shoot it and damn it to hell