Plans to make plans

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Recently all I've been doing is making plans to make plans, which is making a plan to plan something awesome. Which is great because I get to envision a two-stage future of win in which my plans come to fruition and life goes accordingly well. Obviously, this makes plans to make plans a brilliant idea, a revolutionary new leap forward that makes planning the impossible possible. In my vision of the future I write the 100 million dollar movie, a masterpiece of film that not only leads to critical acclaim, but money and women of variable flavour. Brilliant.

The only downside is that nothing actually happens, I sit here looking vacant and dribble a little bit.






THE MILLION DOLLAR MOVIE

( COMING SOON )