Plastic House of Representatives

Let's save money.

Let's do it by replacing the house of representatives with plastic, life-sized dolls.

You push one button and all the democrats raise their hands, you push the other button and the republicans all raise their hands.

That way you can have the democrats vote for and the republicans vote against. And when there's a republican president, you can push the other button and the republicans will vote against and the democrats will vote for.

Every now and then we'll have to replace one of the plastic dolls, because it will succumb to temptation and have an affair with a barbie. And we can't have immoral.

Not have immoral.

This is my living room, beneath thirty feet of dirt.

You're standing on my heaven!

Push the button and they beat their arms together in approval. Press the other buttons and they solemnly don't acknowledge.

So that way you don't have to feed them because they're plastic and they don't eat and they aren't mothers.

And they sometime

NOT like ewquyg

Sometimes Not have immmoral

Lets save money