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Earsplitting horrors breaking back! Earsplitting horrors breaking back! My wrist is malfunctioning, somebody call somebody else to please come put tape on my wrist is broken on my wrist!

I want to travel the world, but I'll settle on walking around this room exactly eight times. I repeat myself, but only when I want to travel the world.

A frying pan, a body part, a soaking wet, a whistle scream.

This version is awful. I can't bear to experience the;

actually, it's kind of interesitng.

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67 times

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SO LOUD

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My back


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sit inside your washing machine and experience life as a sock

(referring to multiple things I hath birthed)

It's sooo sloow it draags on and and oand ona dnoand

OOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOH OOHO HO OHOOO OOOH OHOHOA

This is my latetst mysterious reason for sculpting my already moist haircut

oh no, oh no now. Oh now, mnowp moo mom

Let's make fish inside a tape measure artifact with a hole in it

The sneezing brain and I used that already as previously stated sweat. One of these days, I'm gonna run dry.

Foldinb psape

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if you are walking and you lean against a tree you will not be walking

any more

if you are sitting and you stand up you will still be sitting

on the floor

if you make something that rhymes you will be makin something that still rhymes

if you

read it

and it

rhymes

though it

might

be

kind of

long winded

and barely rhyming (come to think of it)

but still rhyming

only if you read it

while standing

inside

an entrance

which

is also

referred to

as

a

door.