Pool

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Move along, folks. Nothing to see here.

It's closed! You know why.

And don't you dare trespass. What if there's ice in it? You'd better beware of the pool ice, lest you be arrested.

Actually, I have no idea why the pool is closed. I shall go and swim in the sea with sharks instead.