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Rinse sodden cabbage in kosher grape juice.

Dive hole onto cabbage, rinse for the decade of hell and dry.

jelly your buttered beans, clarified belly button.

bEllYTrodeen!

"my cow likes frozen windows in an outer space cream mixture"

"aw thats swell Timmy"

And thus, I recieved a papercut on the ninth of october. It did present itself to me, and to me alone. WHANE?

ROT IN TEH NAME OF HELL ARE THE SEA CLAMS DOING IN MY POWDERED SHAM?

powdered sam? that wasnt in tha contract, chocolate elvis

CHOCOLATE ELVIS VINTTAGE PRICE TAG BRING YER BEVERAGE CANDY FORESKIN

I saw a god once! it was black, shiny and full of goat skin. It told me the truth, but I was too busy listening.

i have a small dinkeh.

i ride it evetn evetn evenn every evbiny

DONT CRAY FO MAH ARGINTINA!!!


please refer to chapter four



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Speakers...like...Speakers ears?

There once was a person who sat directly behind me or maybe not directly behind me but kind of behind me as in that general direction anyway I leaned on my elbows all the time


Dinner with the ostriches

This is, quite honestly, the first time I've sat at a dinner table with an ostrich. Well, more than one ostrich, I suppose. No, don't be offended. No, please, don't! I didn't mean it! Oh, my God, I didn't mean it! No! NO! I didn't! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!O

The entire destiny of the universe can be summed up in three words. "Pass the ketchup." I suppose I should have saved this money, this time, but my hamburger was bland.

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Thats yer code mate, for the years on unsaclble dervishnes i now pronounce you our official mascot!! DEF IO YTR!!!

redof sdrtyer y fat peice osart PIXIE MOUND ON DRAH LANUVdry mat

I know you very unwell with the thinf thaf youf dofe. YOU WESE KKK MEMBEH!1 mebntion thut not""1¬```

fruitcake!

fruittcae it our savior, better than a zeebra or some sort of duck billed platahpuss!!!!!!!!!!!!!


""I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS MUCH <bodily liquid> ON ONE PLATE BEFORe,"" said the king as he crushed.



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Jackie CHAN!



Chasnsternztior

We shall meet again some day, hopefully before we're both death.

O Roley?

Roley Polly ran a mile with nine eggs in a Swiss cheese vantage bank.

manamana

boo boo buduma

Ha ha come on gran

That was very funny but now its time we killed you and ate your innards! NOOO!

NOOOO! YES¬! NO YES NO YESSEX

ha ha gran, yessex

OH MY IVE BEEN TIO YESSEX AND IT WAS GREAT, WE HAD A SUPER GAY TIME THERE, we sdid <cross marcket hookers>


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