Purple mango fork

A purple mango fork is a yellow spoon which is used to stab bats in their batty baps and vice versa. Sometimes, in the dead of day, they die a death of living spider batty purple, spurtling a strange soup of soggy sap, consequently erasing the banana football kettle-banger. They are sometimes known as 'pineapples'.

Some things you should know about purple mango forks

1. They are green.

2. They are red.

3. I hate lists.

4. Ooga booga.

OOBA BOOBA!

OOGA GOOBA!!

MOOGA DOOGA!!!!!

NOOOODLES!!

Also, noodles.

I've got to stop saying that

You see it all began back in 1987. I was standing on the ceiling, eating grapes with my nostrils like any normal person. When suddenly this kangaroo leg flew out of nowhere and started making me a cup of tea with it's metaphorical peanut. Then it proceeded to fly around in irregular hexagons while singing 'God Save the Queen', blew into five quarters, and finally jumped onto its unicorn and rode into the sunset.

THEN, POPPITY.

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