Pyramid

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Pryamids

are so awesome that

they are wet and stringy when

they swim in the lemon water down the

road by there neighbors' house. They also are

the home of mummies that come alive and scare people

and are covered in toilet paper and make these weird moning

noises at night when they are stuck in their tomb because they are

sad. That makes me sad also. Anyhow, pyramids are here to remind us that

aliens do exist. There is no way the Egyptians made the pyramdis without help

from aliens and super cow-burrito-football-lemon-cat things. There is just no possible

stickin way. I mean, the people who built it must have had broken backs after the first day

so they needed thos aliens to do the dirty work all of the time. So aliens exist, and Oscar Wilde

is my proof. That my has to be supernatural because there is nothing else like him here on Earth. It's the

way things roll aroung egypt. And pyramids are not only I egypt. Som eare in my math book! They are 3D and I

have to find dimesnions like ear width and saddle weight and two pounds of turkey intestine and stuff. It is so weird

I poop when I read it. Hell yeah. Fuck no. Fuck yes. So now you know how cool pyramids are. Thanks for being bread.