Quotes of Excellence

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“Maybe if I apply a little miracle-gro to my penis I won't need to be so angry.”

- Barry Scott on on domestic gardening techniques

“Won't you join my sleighslaying tonight?”

- Santa on asking Rudolph to join him in his annual beer-fueled rampage

“If I was already dead but was then killed again, doesn't that logically mean I'm now alive?”

- Zombie on on undermining the film industry

“ROTFDEAD!”

- Weird Al on after seeing your internet history

“Hang on, this isn't my school bag? Mum! Whose parachute is this?”

- Little Girl on on plane

“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!”

- George Bush on not on plane

“Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Nope. It's dead.”

- Mum's Superman|Superman's Stalker on 's account of Dubya's inevitably hilarious death