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“Maybe if I apply a little miracle-gro to my penis I won't need to be so angry.”
“Won't you join my
sleighslaying tonight?”
“If I was already dead but was then killed again, doesn't that logically mean I'm now alive?”
“ROTFDEAD!”
“Hang on, this isn't my school bag? Mum! Whose parachute is this?”
“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Nope. It's dead.”