Quotes of braininess
Here we go: Quotes of braininess at your fingertips.
“Life is more like wrestling than dancing”
“Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.”
“The purpose of life is a life of purpose. ”
“If ignorance is bliss, why does that dog smell?”
“Go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger”
“Be careful-That harmless looking washing machiene could turn out to be a grue!”
“Don't let the VCR sphincturbate you! (Note:This quote is magic. If you don't belive me, rrefresh this page!)”
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“Hey Albert, did I ever tell you about my theory of relativity?”
“The armadillo crossed the road.”
“And then got hit by a huge truck going 100 miles per hour.”
“The funearal is tomorrow, anyone can come.”
“Nobody's added to this page since February. Except for this edit.”