Rabid Moongoose Attack Montage

The Rabid Moongoose Attack Montage was a video made on the apollo mission to the moon where they smuggled a mongoose on the ship and layed it on the moon. (Suited obviously.) It was sort of puzzled but then made a small home in one of the craters. A astronaut went to go investigate the incident but was then attack by the "Moongoose" and bled to death inside his suit. There happened to be a cameraman on the moon at the time when the moongoose went insane and attacked all of the astronauts. Many faught back but it seemed like the moongoose was inpowered by the non-existant atmosphere of the moon. The cameraman took the footage back to earth and made a montage of the attacks behind an upbeat german rave beat. It is the most viewed video ever on the internet with a whopping 12 billion views, which means, hypothetically every person on the planet viewed it twice, or one guy pressed refresh 12 billion times. No one know exactly but no one really cares.

Later, on another apollo mission they brought up another mongoose. A female to mate with the male. They let the female into the home of the moongoose. By then the moongoose had expanded its home from 10 by 12 on the first mission to 46 by 70 when they brought up the second moongoose. This was aswell filmed but only got 15 million views. Five years later scientists yet again flew up to the moon and it was fully inhabited by moongooses. It was hard to move around the feces and the moongooses to get around. Many homes were established and there was even a couple shopping centers. The scientists that came there were brutally mauled by 17 million moongooses. This was filmed and the cameraman survied. He made this into a video and got a WHOPPING 234 billion views! It was called the "Rabid Moongoose Attack Montage." Also into upbeat music. A gorey yet entertaining video.

Then, a documentary was made about the story and the video, which interviewed the cameraman. He said when asked how the experiance was, "It was fuckin' awesome." The documentary was 3 hours long and narrarated by Morgan Freeman. It aired in the movies and made the record for the most money ever made in the first day of showing the movie. Barack Obama tried to steal the money but was then attacked by a colony of flies screaming "You killed my mommy!"

Scientist will never go to the moon again afraid of dying. Maybe the moongooses will die out eventually or maybe we will find a way to exterminate them. Nobody knows but the one things for sure, that was hella tight. Theres a rumor where if you look through a telescope at 12 o' clock midnight directly at the moon you can see outlines of moongooses in their natural habitat...