Rats

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Its a rat. Double sided flipno disk ja?

Rats hold the secret key to the mists of Avalon, so don't muck em' up.

Rata tat tat two rats on ma back

Bad for you. Two ways you can get rats off yer back...

  1. Dock leaves cure everything, even aids so put dock leaves on there t'ok?
  2. Dock your back up with dock leaves, I can't stress this enough.
  3. This is a third one. Ha, fooled ya.

Diet

  • Crap
  • Crap soup
  • Oat de la crapulence
  • Holy French crap cakes. (made in Germany)
  • Oh, wait I cant see this one, its, its, its... Blurry crap shitcakes.
  • Yo mormer

Life

Sqweek, sqweek, sqweeek, sqweeeeek.

See also