Reagan the Cross Town Armpit

REAGAN THE

Cross-town

ARMPIT

IS A

NAME

GIVEN TO

RONALD REAGAN'S

ARMPIT

WHO

RAN

FOR

PRESIDENT

IN

1990

THE ARMPIT

RECIEVED

.02% of the popular VOTE

FROM the society for the PROMOTION of armpit equality.

TRAGICALLY, Reagan the Cross Town Armpit was

assassinated

AND

REAGAN's

OTHER ARMPIt

Ran instead. He lost to Bill Clinton's toe.