Reality

Reality bites.

Why it exists

Scientists have been puzzling over that very question for centuries. And now they know: this is reality.

Things to remember about it

1. It's real
2. It sometimes isn't real
3. Sometimes it is
4. Mostly it isn't

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$real+notreal+hypereal=reality$

Useful tips

• Don't sit on an ice cream sandwich.