Reasons of Which I Can't Finish My Dinner

'Twas the night before breakfast, a breakfast where everybody except my parents were there. I'm not a single child, but my parents weren't either. They are good people who couldn't attend dinner due to an alarming rate of algae growing on their glasses. Said parents do not wear glasses, because they believe if you are not an insect you shouldn't have four eyes. They sat alone in their bedroom contemplating the malicious act in their head, the act of destroying the poor algae and not feeling any guilt about it. Contradicting my previous statement of them sitting alone, they were with each other. The algae were there as well, but in a less salty manner. Our dinner was getting cold so we ate without them. We didn't finish our dinner because the food was moist and soggy due to the temperature of the interior/exterior of the edible objects.

I didn't finish my dinner for many reasons. Global warming wasn't one of them.