Rene Magritte

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Known for his unusual methods of obtaining inspiration, Reuters reports that a train is descending above you.

This is not a biography

Monsieur Magritte's majeur claim to fame (properly pronounced "clem to fem") eez, after centuries of irrational fear and befuddlement, making ze world safe again for partially obscured horses, pendant locomotives, and precipitating businessmen. He was, indeed, a true "Belgian's Belgian", in that he was fully ensconced. His paintings are a veritable "Phineas' Laboratory" of explosive Communist rants and unhinged rock memorabilia. "No, I'll not have that with butter, thanks."

1904

What for you may simply be the year of your aunt's first kiss may not be so for others.

Truth

No true football fan will ever forget my daily repast and subsequent disembowelment.