Republic

“Those liberal bleeding heart commies are destroying the republic!”

- Glenn Beck

“Hmmm. Eh?”

- Canada

“A good theory, but it will never work.”

- Benjamin Franklin

A republic is a type of hand sanitizer similar to a democracy, but the republic is owned by the people. The republic is the brainchild of Will Smith. Some say it sucks. These people are dumb. The republic works. It always has worked. It always will work.

Aliens and the Republic

Aliens are a core supporter of the republic. They love how it cleans their hand so well. Anyway, the republic rocks!!!