Requiem for a Budgerigar

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Your melon is too messy; an endive is too small and it flies like a badminton birdie on methadone. Lettuce explodes on impact. Your cranium contains parakeet insanium. Thus, tomato pancakes sing this song, to be sung as an operatic JG Wentworth advertisement.

Once a viking, pirate was he
Ninja parakeet, oh, you see,
Red palm trees, they grow in grass
That has no-thing to do with glass!
But our parakeet
He is green!
One day he found a sheet
It had a certain sheen
And suddenly,
Bananas!
Thousands of them!

Thus.