Resurrection

Duncan says:
<insert comment here>
Silent Penguin says:
...
Duncan says:
yeah, i'm bored too
Silent Penguin says:
figured
Duncan says:
your powers of deduction are mind blowing *head explodes*
Silent Penguin says:
oh well, 'nother guy dead
Duncan says:
hah
Duncan says:
resurrection time
Silent Penguin says:
impossible
Duncan says:
o come on, this is me we're talking about
Silent Penguin says:
impossible
Duncan says:
fine
Duncan dies again
Duncan says:
happy now
Silent Penguin says:
hurra
Duncan shakes his fist at SP - amusing the undertakers slightly
Duncan attempts to sneak out of his grave
Silent Penguin nails the coffin shut
Duncan headbutts the nails - opens the tin of No More Nails in the hope there will be no more nails
Silent Penguin has more nails
Duncan has a nail gun
Duncan takes aim
Silent Penguin hides
Duncan accidentally shoots the coffin with the nail gun seeling himself in
Silent Penguin unplugs the nail gun from the wall
Duncan gives up and dies, before becoming uncomfortable and turns in his grave
Silent Penguin says:
heh
Duncan says:
<insert dead person sound>