Richard Dawkins
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| Take that, you surviving dinosaur, you disprover of evolution! Crawl back to the atom from which you spawned! | ||
—Dawkins, to Bowser upon completing Super Mario Bros. | ||
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"...and then I squeezed the chimp's buttocks just like this."
Ricardo Santahat Bill Dawkins is an evilutionist and renowned Mario player. He invented supply-side fruitonomics and the deflatable chair in between taking the mick out of profane hate mail and defeating the evil Bowser for thirteenth time that week.
Publications
- The Shellfish Gene
- What I learned From Staring At 2 Monkeys While They Had Buttsex
- God Is Dead: Lulz, Just Kidding, He Never Existed
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