Right

You know it's right, cause it's like right. Got that? Right. One thing's right for sure about this article on right, there's a lot of "right"s being used in this article, and that's about right. Ya, it's right, right?

Well, right. Let's get on right-ing about right, and not left, right?

Right

The things that you need to know about right that are right are these pretty right things, ok, like right?

• It's not wrong
• Neither is it left
• Or any other useless direction
• It's right

Left

The archnemesis of right, it is not right but wrong, planning to do things not right but wrong, yes wrong, right?

Got that? Right.