Rock

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This is a rock. Dont think so, eh?

A rock is something that is hard and will never crack open, a bit like gods underpants.

This is a rock

Rock

That was a rock in word form. thankew.

rocks and their owners

Some crazy Retards think that rocks look like their owners. I dont think so though. Anyway you spell owners like this: pwners.

How rocks communicate with eachother

Like this...

Goobledee doodlebee gopoboboly floober

and like so...

umper urklew flurkle purple berry

again...

REPUBLICAN PROPAGANDA Oh shit! Pretend you didnt hear that one! Hehehehehehe.

When rocks met yer mother

It was funny. I larfed so loud my penis shaped balloon burst open in a torrent of Random crap.