Rocking Chairs that Eat People
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One minute your poor old granny is sitting peacefully and BAM! her rocking chair devours her!
IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE; IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN!
Call the authorities and sign the bill to make it required that rocking chairs are inspected to see if they can eat people before being sold.
This is an outrage!
The government is covering this up!!!
They're killing old people so they don't have to give them Medicare and Social Security!
JOIN THE MOVEMENT!!
STOP ALL ROCKING CHAIRS THAT EAT PEOPLE!!!