Rockslide

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"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Screamed the rock in delight as it flew down the slide at the children's play park.

"Hey get off o' there!" A woman yelled at the rock. "That slide's for children, not rocks!"

The rock threw itself at her forhead. The woman collapsed instantly. Dead.

"Ahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahaha-wait a minute. Holy shit I can talk."