Rodent killing

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Rodent killing is a sport in which competitors travel along a long journey, getting points for the different rodents they kill.

Pointage

Mouse = 1
Rat = 2
Weasel = 4
Mink = 20. WOW. THEY ARE HARD.
Bleeb = WTF? THAT'S 100000000000 POINTS

Special points totals can be accrued by achieving mink-bleeb combos but there has only been one instance recorded where this happened. N.R. Sole is the person who achieved this feat. The following day he died of rat poisoning. They buried him in Super Japan, his place of birth, along with five bleebs, a rat and a live lion.

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Er, is there an echo in here?