Run-a-rounded

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Run-a-rounded was a French historian who followed the golden tune.

I know about running!

NO YOU DONT!
You see.
YOU KNOW ABOUT RUINING. I made a joke.
As you can tell, running and ruining are similar. HOWEVER, they are not congruent.

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EVERYONE WANTS UGLY ONES IN SOUP BUT NOT IN THEIR HAIR!