SANTA IS NOT REAL!

Ok kiddies, today's lesson is that SANTA IS NOT REAL!

Is-is that a knife?

Woah, calm down everybody.

Hey, hey, do-does that kid have a piece?

What the hell? Where'd you get a nine millimeter? From your dad?

Is that an AK?

OH MY GOD!!!

STOP!!!!

AWAWWAWWOAOOAOAOAOAO!!!!

The moral of the story is; DON'T FUCK WITH FIRST GRADERS