SEE! I'm cool on IRC
<IRC> |
See, I'm so cool they call me a troll
loloolololol lolz0rz. Wtf is this? INANE RAMBLING OF A MADMADNAD<ANDADMANDMASNDMAS<DNASM<DN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today on IRC...
[13:39] * sk8r_Grl smites Star-D with a stick
[13:39] <sk8r_Grl> I KILL YOU WITH THIS LEAF!
[13:40] <sk8r_Grl> I KILL YOU WITH THIS LEAF!
[13:40] <sk8r_Grl> I KILL YOU WITH THIS LEAF!
[13:40] <Star-D> you nasty girll!
[13:41] * sk8r_Grl hits Star-D on the shoulder with a blade of grass
[13:41] <sk8r_Grl> I KILL YOU
[13:41] <sk8r_Grl> I KILL YOU
[13:41] <sk8r_Grl> I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[13:41] <quanticle> sk8r_Grl: No. You kill no one.
[13:41] <Star-D> sk8r_Grl that means love?
[13:44] * Nerd42 leaves computer to go eat Pizza hot pocket
[13:44] <sk8r_Grl> Blagh
[13:46] <Nerd42> Blagh, I keep instructing this microwave to heat it more and more and its never hot enough
[13:46] <sk8r_Grl> haha
[13:46] <Testostereich> microwaves always explode my soup ¬_¬
[13:46] <sk8r_Grl> they always make me burn mah fingers with the steam
[13:47] * Nerd42 tears into it like a savage
[13:47] <Nerd42> mmm ... sauce on the keyboard
[13:47] * sk8r_Grl ASPLODES
[13:47] <iaretehrulzor> oh noes, teh implosion
[13:48] <quanticle> I thought ASPLODES implied explosion.
[13:47] * sk8r_Grl climbs into her microwave and turns it on
[13:48] <sk8r_Grl> BEEP BEEP, 5:00 mins
[13:48] * sk8r_Grl ASPLODES
[13:48] * Testostereich wallpapers house with remains
[13:48] <Testostereich> a lovely sum,mer red
[13:48] <Nerd42> OH NO it has EYE BALLS!!!
[13:48] <Testostereich> hehe
[13:48] <Nerd42> must be that new indiana jones movie. makin my microwave mess up
Some other time on IRC...
11:30 <Ziggy_Sawdust> rapes you violently with tungsten/lutetium alloyed Ford C**komax L-9000
11:30 <Breasticles> :P
11:30 <sk8r_Grl> OW
11:30 ***sk8r_Grl walks funny
11:30 <sk8r_Grl> O-8--[=
11:31 <sk8r_Grl> or somthin
11:31 <Ziggy_Sawdust> what the h**l is that supposed to mean
11:31 <Ziggy_Sawdust> Master B8-chan
11:31 <sk8r_Grl> Ziggy_Sawdust: It means you shoved a truck up my sommitorother
11:31 <sk8r_Grl> AND IT OUCHIED
11:33 <TReich> *_*
16:54 <OptyC> sk8r_Grl wants me to tell everyone she can't type right now cuz her mom's watchin her.
Ah, friends
cantremembertime <Ljlego> I HATE HER
19:01 <Luvvy> And she's still on my /ignore list ^.^
18:59 <zombieninja> I'm confused
19:09 <Luvvy> all caps is a bit too much, when I'm not deaf
19:12 <EnzoAquarius> HOCKEY IN HIGH DEFINITION ^_^
19:20 <zombieninja> I never say something funny
***AwesomeGuy sprays the channel with bug spray and sets fire *** Ljlego joined #uncyclopedia n=Ljlego@unaffiliated/ljlego ***sk8r_Grl pinches Ljlego's nipples ***Luvvy shoves a cookie down sk8r_Grl's throat and proceeds to hug Ljlego
19:26 <ThePaleOne> Poppycock.
19:32 <sk8r_Grl> say "boo"
19:33 <JoeMonco> OK... boo
19:33 <sk8r_Grl> b
19:33 <sk8r_Grl> lol you said boob
19:33 <JoeMonco> Grrr....
***sk8r_Grl waits for someone to say something interesting with no foul language ***sk8r_Grl dances
19:40 <Ljlego> GONNA TRY AND RIDE IT ALL DAY LONG
19:58 <Ljlego> sk8r_Grl?
19:58 <sk8r_Grl> ahh-yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeEEEEEEESSSS?
20:00 *** sk8r_Grl was kicked by Ljlego (stfu?)
20:01 <sk8r_Grl> TheLedBalloon: what am i chopped... oh nvm you namedropped me
20:02 <Cake_J> YOU'RE STILL HERE, SK8R??!???
20:03 <Ljlego> you're a troll, I suppose
20:04 <Ljlego> shut up you troll
20:04 <sk8r_Grl> yah, I am pretty great
20:05 <sk8r_Grl> wait.. troll is a good thing, right
20:05 <sk8r_Grl> ?
20:14 <sk8r_Grl> !!!!!111111one
20:15 <sk8r_Grl> wait, wtf?
20:17 <tzzA> sk8r_Grl: magic
20:20 <Manticore> NOTUNIS LOLOLOLOL
20:21 <Manticore> THATS DEFINITELY NOT A UNIS LOLOLOL
20:23 sk8r_Grl licks zombieninja
20:23 <sk8r_Grl> *pants*
20:23 <zombieninja> ..wtf?
20:24 <sk8r_Grl> *bark* i can has treats?
20:25 <zombieninja> Um, sure
20:25 <zombieninja> *Throws treat*
20:25 ***sk8r_Grl wags her tail
20:25 <sk8r_Grl> I is a cute wittwe puppy, lol!
20:26 <zombieninja> obviously.. CATS > DOGS
20:26 <sk8r_Grl> :'(
20:26 <sk8r_Grl> *whimpers*
20:27 ***zombieninja grins
20:27 <zombieninja> yeah uh apparently I'm sado to dogs
WARNING THE FOLLOWING HAS BEEN CENSORED
20:32 <zombieninja> Flirting witch (lal literal) you smell like shoes
END OF CENSOR
20:36 <Charitwo> boo
20:36 <sk8r_Grl> b
20:36 <sk8r_Grl> s
20:36 <sk8r_Grl> haha you said boobs
20:36 <Charitwo> yours, about to be cupped by me
20:36 <sk8r_Grl> AGH
20:38 ***sk8r_Grl runs
Things that are totally wierd....
20:46 <OFS> sk8r_Grl: do you has vagina?
20:46 <sk8r_Grl> ....yes....
20:46 <OFS> I can has borrows?
13:38 <HaloDude> ...no
13:39 <sk8r_Grl> HaloDude: what?
13:39 <HaloDude> Nothing >.<
16:27 <AwesomeGuy> so, nobody can find the hidden thing?
13:40 <Luvvy> wrong?
15:18 <Luvvy> not trying to have cyber sex with you, too?
15:28 <sk8r_Grl> now that's disturbing
15:29 <kakun> sk8r_Grl is perfection.
20:14 <ThePaleOne> flirt you sk8r_grl
20:14 <sk8r_Grl> ThePaleOne: yes please
11:23 <OptyC> secksr_Grl!
12:30 <Ljlego> I'm a troll too
12:35 ***sk8r_Grl dances
10:22 <AAA^> DUCK YOU TO F***ING H***
10:22 <AAA^> f***, even
16:36 ***SomeWHATno2 feels right in
21:18 <Ljlego> boo
21:18 <sk8r_Grl> bs
21:18 <sk8r_Grl> haha you said boobs
16:24 <ThePaleOne> This is just you trolling, sk8r_grl
19:19 *** The_SOAP_Fan is now known as The_sk8r_girl_Fa
Me as Maureen
23:21 <Maureen> :(
0:05 <Star-D_> are you 15y stupid girl?
0:07 <Eulalia> That's not vewwy nice -_-
0:12 ***Eulalia loves Maureen|emo
<Hoo> ty JEUK ..... ever slipped on a bannana skin .... skated into a fountain .... and then accidentaly landed in a cheese cake ??
<JEUK> 2 times why ?
Things I really shouldn't have repeated.... Oh well :P
0:33 Derrick takes off his clothes while crying
0:33 Derrick runs around running into everyone he sees
0:34 <Maureen> EW NEKKID BOY BUTT :P
0:36 <Halopediaman> Just give me time, names, and ailites, and I can use blackmail, sabbotage, and charm to get rid of him.
0:38 <RubberDuckie> Wewt would u plz go take a hot shower........CUZ UR MOM IS TOO HOT FOR U!!!
0:39 <wewt> i already did ;D
0:39 <Maureen> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
0:39 Maureen left #teen-chat
0:39 <Derrick_C> we're gonna pwn him more than the atthenians being pwned in the great peloponesian war by sparta
0:39 Star-D_ kiss ZukaRasami
0:39 <Maureen> ick ick ick
0:46 <wewt> derrick!! marry me so we can watch tv forevarr! and kidsnot (whoever that is) will be my fries!
0:50 <RubberDuckie> the mystery surroundin Derrick has confuzed me
14:21 <Dave2> i appear to have lost a pillow case
14:22 <Maureen> Dave2: did you check your CENSORED?
17:49 <Maureen> someone say something dirty
17:49 *** cyrusrayne joined ##socialites
17:49 <NeoBahamut> Boobs
17:50 <Maureen> I need dirty jokes lol
17:50 <Dave2> This is very strange. I get background hiss in my headphones...but it goes away when I grab the cable.
17:51 <ZukaRasami> What is the difference between a hot girl and a car
Nvm, that's too dirty.
17:52 <ZukaRasami> lol
Some old quotes from #uncyclopedia POSSIBLY NSFW
[15:47] <sk8r_Grl> \o/
[15:47] <sk8r_Grl> i'm back
[15:47] <sk8r_Grl> you can stop being emo now
[15:47] <RAHB> talk about the pot and the kettle
<nytrospawn> so, if i try to seduce someone here, i may very well be a pedophile?
<DrSkullthumper> Unless it's sk8r_Grl, in which case you're a *tasteless* pedophile
17:05 OptyC hugs sk8r_Grl
17:05 <sk8r_Grl> please tell me that's a knife in your pocket, OptyC
=-= Mode #uncyclopedia +o sk8r_Grl by PrincessSnuggly
<sk8r_Grl> \o/
- sk8r_Grl has powah
- sk8r_Grl considers kicking sannse
- sk8r_Grl doesnt do it
- sk8r_Grl likes sannse
<EugeneKay> Kick wolf
<EugeneKay> He likes it.
<sk8r_Grl> no
<PrincessSnuggly> No.
<Charitwo> wolf:
<PrincessSnuggly> Don't kick wolf.
<sk8r_Grl> wolf!
<PrincessSnuggly> wolf is not here.
<PrincessSnuggly> He has not been here for a long while.
<sk8r_Grl> I WILL NEVVA KICK A REAL ADIM
<sk8r_Grl> *admin
<EugeneKay> Kick Spang with FU SPANG
=-= Spang was booted from #uncyclopedia by sk8r_Grl (exept you)
[21:25] * sk8r_Grl had to look back, she was on another chan and thought you were talking bra sizes
- Codeine sets mode: +b *!*401xxxx*@gateway/*
<sk8r_Grl> that looked like my gateway almost
<sk8r_Grl> i think mine's got a 4 in it
<Sk8R_grl> Tesfan: in soviet russia, vodka drinks YOU
<Tesfan> Sk8R_grl: in soviet russia, bear liver eats YOU
<Sk8R_grl> ew
<THE> In soviet russia, overused joke that doesn't even make any sense at all....YOU!!!
<Jocke_Pirat> I like my women how I like my coffee: Freshly ground and stored in the freezer.
<SonicAvalanche> 0_o
<EnzoAquarius> o_O
<OFS> you retard you're not supposed to put ground coffee in the freezer
Notes: ZOMG DON'T EVAH DATE JOCKE!
18:10 Maureen [poops]
18:10 Javacat sniffs
18:10 <Javacat> flowery
18:12 <Maureen> let me refraise
18:12 <Sargun> Any relation to the Maury show?
18:13 Maureen brings a goat in
18:13 <Maureen> no wait
18:13 Maureen throws the goat off a cliff
18:13 Maureen brings in a half-goat, half-human child
18:13 <Maureen> Dave2: you ARE the father.
<zombieninja> Hi, I honestly have a crush on Tayor, hooray.
Notes: In actuality, zombieninja has a crush on himself.
<Tayor> HAMMER TIME
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<Tayor> I guess not.
[10:43pm] Tayor: are you sheep when you shower?
[1:54pm] * sannse likes strawberries
[1:54pm] Tayor: strawberries are my favorite fruit
[1:55pm] Hinoa: Again, choosing *not* to make the obvious joke
18:21 Maureen pokes ##socialites
18:22 nicho takes his vest off.
<zombieninja> ..Stop being 13, it makes me feel creepy doing this
Stuff that is gross enough for Uncyclopedia, but makes too little sense... A.K.A. ##Paigey
<Draculina> it's basically like getting burned from hot water, but an emo burns you instead <Draculina> aw FLIRT this
- Draculina grabs freefull's hand and pulls out a lighter
<eulalia> LoveIsALie, :D
- Volieth gives Draculina a can of hair spray and a couple bottles of booze
- LoveIsALie eats eulalia
- FreeFull hugs LoveIsALie
- Draculina decides she's mad at freefull
<Volieth> Use the hair spray!
<FreeFull> Draculina: I'm omnipotent :D
<Volieth> Wanna see a Freefull BBQ!
<Draculina> good
- Draculina stomps on freefull's FEET
<Draculina> you're still weak there
- FreeFull 's FEET drop off
- FreeFull can regrow new ones later
- eulalia give LoveIsALie indigestion
- Volieth plays golf with FF's FEET
- FreeFull also feels no pain
- Draculina is wearing stilettos
- FreeFull unleashes his army of emus
- LoveIsALie poos eulalia out
- LoveIsALie has burning diarheea
- FreeFull gives LoveIsALie anti-diarhea tablets
- eulalia clogs LoveIsALie's toilet
<JEUK> bullseye
<LoveIsALie> OMG
<LoveIsALie> OMG
<LoveIsALie> OMG
<LoveIsALie> OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<LoveIsALie> YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
<LoveIsALie> OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Draculina> what?
<LoveIsALie> idk.
<Draculina> ...
<FreeFull> I'd never guessed that, actually.
<Volieth> !
<FreeFull> LoveIsALie: You said exactly the same thing my friend Tamanna did in school some time ago
- eulalia__ (n=Miranda@wikia/Eulalia459678) has joined ##paigey
- ChanServ gives voice to eulalia__
<[Plop]>||||||||Hiya eulalia__|||||||||
<LoveIsALie> FreeFull: she said oh emm gee oh emm gee eye dee kay?
<LoveIsALie> ohaiiii eulalia__
<LoveIsALie> you look happy
<eulalia__> hai
<eulalia__> trying out Miranda IM
<eulalia__> it's pretty cool, tbh
<LoveIsALie> she must be hot
<FreeFull> LoveIsALie: I don't know how to respond to this.
<ONIrecon111> can i have...a
<ONIrecon111> errm
<ONIrecon111> erm
<ElectricSquid> I to speak like Engrish, prease!
- ONIrecon111 chews on the toffees and spits them out
<Frunner> ElectricSquid: you used an L anyway
<ONIrecon111> anyway
<Frunner> meh, ee's adupted eneh'weres'
<ONIrecon111> back to...ordering >_<
<ElectricSquid> I'll have a Coors Light
<ONIrecon111> errr
<ONIrecon111> err
<ONIrecon111> er
<ElectricSquid> and a Miller too.
<ONIrecon111> e
- PaigeWitchyWoman hands it to ElectricSquid
<ElectricSquid> er
<ONIrecon111> i dunno
<ONIrecon111> :(
<Volieth> My mom just got home, so I might be getting off and on today.
3 mins. later..
<eulalia__> [14:35] Volieth: My mom just got home, so I might be getting off <--lol
<Draculina> ≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷åß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æœ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπ“‘«`¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–≠
- Draculina glares daggers at Eulalia
<FreeFull> @łe¶ŧ←↓→øþæßðđŋħjĸł«»¢“”nµ¹²³€½¾{[]}¡⅛£¼⅜⅝⅞™±° ΩŁE®Ŧ¥↑ıØÞƧЪŊĦJ&Ł<>©‘’Nº
- eulalia__ gladly eats the daggers
<eulalia__> nom nom nom
<Draculina> ...
<FreeFull> Eye knife attack!
- eulalia__ shoots an RPG at Draculina
<Draculina> you got a mothaFLIRTin RPG?!
- LoveIsALie eats letters
<LoveIsALie> QUESTION.
<LoveIsALie> how do you glare a dagger?
<Draculina> it's an expression!
<LoveIsALie> oh
<Volieth> 何....
<LoveIsALie> that explains it
<LoveIsALie> *nawt*
<FreeFull> ǽ Have an apple
<LoveIsALie> wat
<LoveIsALie> wat
<LoveIsALie> up da butt!
- You are now known as HonkingSquirrel
- HonkingChicken is now known as FreeAndFull
- HonkingAntelope honks HonkingSquirrel
- FreeAndFull is now known as SuperLemon
<HonkingSquirrel> HONK
- HonkingSquirrel honks HonkingSquirrel
<HonkingAntelope> lolphail
<HonkingSquirrel> !ham HonkingAntelope's penis
<Failbot> HonkingSquirrel: Error: No such location could be found.
<HonkingSquirrel> ŁØŁØŁØŁØŁØŁØŁØŁ
<Failbot> █▄ ███ █▄ █▄█▄█ █▄█ ▀█▀
NIPAH!
<Stephen-> flood
<Stephen-> :P
<Stephen-> one word
<Stephen-> one smily face
<Stephen-> one epic convo kill
<Stephen-> damn im gewd :P
* Chaoz was outside being scared<Stephen-> ... ?
<Chaoz> baloons
<Stephen-> ...
* Paiz0rz gives Chaoz a balloon
<Chaoz> FUUUUUUUUUCK!
* Chaoz run s
#defocus, #tabnet, and other randomness
<Stephanie> Not a lot happening tonight.
<Paiz0rz> Nope
<Stephanie> BRB, taking out muffins
<NoorulIslaam> i went chickeneering and caught some lovely breasticles
<Paiz0rz> Anyone up for a pineapple?
<Phin68> no
<Paiz0rz> o.o tmi NoorulIslaam
<NoorulIslaam> Paiz0rz: what?
<Paiz0rz> what?
<Shadow_Master> the silence was awesome.
<Shadow_Master> you ruined it!
<NoorulIslaam> silencicles
<Paiz0rz> losercicles
<Paiz0rz> you haz them
<Phin68> Paiz0rz: Pineapple and Apples are on #lemonade
<Paiz0rz> they iz growin on your branez
- NoorulIslaam has a historicle testicle tomorricle
- Quagmire is now known as Quagmire|GONE
<Paiz0rz> thats really inappropri-- giggity.
Netsplit
Jan 15 16:41:48 <PaigeWitchyWoman> I almost miss that drama now xD
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Jan 15 16:42:01 <rwg> ?
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Jan 15 16:42:06 <pea[PC]> lolzzzzz
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Jan 15 16:42:10 <PaigeWitchyWoman> ....................oops
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Jan 15 16:42:18 <PaigeWitchyWoman> I didn't mean that kind of drama!
Jan 15 16:43:13 <sroracle> This is why we can't have nice things
Jan 15 16:50:18 <Vicissitude> "Bother!" said Pooh, as Julius Caesar said, "Et tu Poohte?"
Psychic Phenomenon
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[18:44] <PaigeWitchyWoman> :(
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[18:48] <PaigeWitchyWoman> YAY wb
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[18:48] <PaigeWitchyWoman> errm
[18:48] <PaigeWitchyWoman> now. YAY wb
[18:48] <PaigeWitchyWoman> xD
[18:48] <MoiraA> thanks
[18:49] * PaigeWitchyWoman said it too soon
[18:49] <PaigeWitchyWoman> :P
Topic Fail
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<PaigeWitchyWoman> ...
<CodeNinja> fail
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Racism & South Park
- flf opens a session with init to show him his bewbs
<telinit> Nobody wants to see that.
<init> well he's black
<init> so
<init> we have to
<init> or it's discrimination
<flf> you bastard.
<flf> you went there.
<WholeLottaPaigey> omg
<WholeLottaPaigey> you killed kenny
<telinit> you bastards!
<WholeLottaPaigey> does NO ONE want to mourn racism OR stamp out Kenny?
- WholeLottaPaigey sniffles sadly
<altoid> so telinit better be a hott chix0r
<WholeLottaPaigey> :|
Gender
- telinit wonders if altoid truly though I was a chick
- telinit laughs
<WholeLottaPaigey> he thought I was a chick too
<WholeLottaPaigey> :P
<init> you are.
<telnet> you are..
<telinit> (allegedly)\
<WholeLottaPaigey> No I'm not
<init> WholeLottaPaigey, OH I found your voice last night I think
<SSH> :/
<WholeLottaPaigey> I'm FBI
<SSH> WholeLottaPaigey, thats not what your blog says...
<WholeLottaPaigey> init, o.o
<telinit> ITS THE POPO
<init> WholeLottaPaigey, http://images.wikia.com/clubpenguin/images/b/be/Sk8rbluscat.ogg
- telinit RUNS
<WholeLottaPaigey> init, nope not me
<init> WholeLottaPaigey, it sounds female
<init> :p
<WholeLottaPaigey> so raise your hand if you honestly thought I was female
<WholeLottaPaigey> if you raise your hand you get to see my boobs
<subnetmask> well..
<subnetmask> i knew you were a female
- WholeLottaPaigey shoosts subnetmask
<trelane> it's a trap: she's female, and boobs = CP
<WholeLottaPaigey> s/cp/fbi
<WholeLottaPaigey> you said female and boobs in the same sentence
<WholeLottaPaigey> that is against the law of irc, considering there are no females on irc.
<WholeLottaPaigey> The men are women, the women are men, and the teenagers are FBI.
<telinit> and me is a ROBOT
<WholeLottaPaigey> and FBI agents are actually teenage girls
- gewt shoots WholeLottaPaigey with fire
<subnetmask> gewt, you fag.
Virginity
<SpaceGhostC2C> I forgot what physical contact feels like. My laptop keeps me warm and my left hand keeps me company.
<WholeLottaPaigey> My last french kiss was with a weiner dog.
<fow> I can feel it. The love I mean.