SPLINTER

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Take the third road on the right. Forty seveeeeeen!

TUNe the dial on your forehead to off and thing s will happen

static will occur

and sideways wikll it when

this is large


a tissue is a useful item

semi-useful

tractor trailer

a compulsory object


clicking, snorting, there was drool involved

it s amazing


the dial can be s


string, stung

that bean lives, on the bus..."there's a bean on the bus"

a bean with wings, a bean with wings



discount cigar holders!!! Oh, alas

perhaps we should wear billboard s on the side of heads


donuts

donuts

and donuts

and donuts

and dont



DON'T


Wrangling

My feet hurt

I took them off


and put them on the rack


From on e rack to anothger


eyelids ensue


sticking together


KEEOP YOUR BACK STRAIGHT!!!

LET THE FLOWING COSMOS FLOW!

TOMORROW"S EFFORT WILL NOT HAPPEN TODAHY

THOUGH TOMORROW IT ALREADTY IS

it all looks green in flinching hands