Saint Ronnie Reagan
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HEIL REAGAN!
Saint Ronnie Reagan is the Holy God of the Republican Party. He shrunk government down to the size of a bathtub.[1]. He was a champion of family values.[2] His economic policy, Reaganomics, brought much prosperity.[3] Reagan also had an excellent career out of politics.[4]. He was always a champion of American conservatism.[5] He tore the Berlin Wall down with his bare hands.[6]
Reagan is considered the ideal candidate for the 2012 Presidential election.[7] He will be resurrected by the Sean Hannity Restore America Group.[8]
Some liberal talking out of his ass
- ↑ But, the federal deficit, debt, welfare programs, and other stuff exploded in size under Reagan
- ↑ But he divorced his first wife.
- ↑ But they were merely handouts to the rich!
- ↑ He was a crappy actor.
- ↑ But he was a Democrat and supported the New Deal!
- ↑ Rock music and other influences led to the fall of the Soviets, not Reagan's faux patriotism.
- ↑ But he's dead
- ↑ This group does not exist, and is a delusion made by the article's crazy author.
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