Sarah Palin
“I'm you're average.... hockey mom.”
“Maverick! Maverick!!!!!”
“I feel overworked...”
“Country one-toothed half-gangster sneaky government FALLACY yokel once stole my car keys LITTLE DID SHE KNOW I already hid my already-STOLEN conspiracy files (I took it from the back of the mafia-encoded soda can (the puppeted fools were using it to communicate!) who was asking to get cut up anyway I needed my information and it wasn't talking) and wants to have my brain next to it spread on toast and feed it to her lord-almighty nonother than the GANGSTER COMPUTER-GOD which is unfortunate that she will HERSELF soon be DEVOURED by the raging lunatic ear-bug-demons who are knocking on doors and selling FALSE CON ARTIST holiday treats to THEMSELFS for the sake of a soon-to-be revealed GOVERNMENT SCHEMER-DESTROYER's secret... I KNEW IT.”
Sarah Palin was born in Gun, Oklahoma and educated by a moose.