Satire
Satire is a lie invented by Uncyclopedia as a standard to grade their articles before deleting them. The Uncyclopedians love their evil invention of satire, as it does not match Illogicopedia's sanity. Thus, the amount of Oskar Wild crap can be explained by satire?! SATIRE?!! SATIRE??!!!!!!!!!!
History of Satire
Uncle Pete invented satire for his blog back in the 17th Century after Christopher Robin came over to the New World, though at this stage he had yet to coin an appropriate name for his revolutionary concept, which went under the working title 'tapir' until it was developed by later writers. Pete decided that sanity had no place in the modern world and such.
The name 'satire' stems from following conversation which took place between Pete and a petrol station worker:
- Uncle Pete: See that thing over there? The large, round, rubbery thing? What is that?
- Station attendant: 'S a tyre.
- Uncle Pete: No, it's John Prescott.
Uncle Pete was thrown out of the Tesco petrol forecourt, but the conversation stuck in his mind. When blogging that night, he stumbled upon the idea of naming the concept after John Prescott, which he accidentally misspelled 'satire'.