Saturday Denyers

Saturday Denyers are conspiracy theorists who claim that Saturday does not exist. According to the central work of Saturday Denyer literature (called Thursday, Friday, Sunday: Why Saturday just doesn't belong, who's behind this corrupt conspiracy, what you can do about it, and why this book has a really long title and written by Charles Crab Magnet), "Saturday was invented by the corrupt government elite who use Saturday to maintain their control over the world economy."

Saturday Denyers routinely hold riots on Saturdays, holding up posters saying IGNORANT FOOLS, IT'S ACTUALLY SUNDAY!!! SATURDAY DOES NOT EXIST!!! IT'S A SCANDAL!!! YOU'RE ALL IGNORANT SHEEP WHO IGNORE THE TRUTH!!! THIS IS A REALLY LONG SIGN!!!

Not to be confused with Saturday Revisionists, who believe that Saturday exists, but only every other week.