Saviors
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Saviors is a racing game designed by tellytubbies in which the player must complete increasingly easy levels before sodomizing the boss - Barry Scott. To play Saviors use the following instructions:
The following instructions - I keep my promises eh or what?
- Buy the game
- (Everyone must do this next stepexcept for T. Ostrich who doesn't need to prove his invincibility). Chop off your head and play frisbee with it in your garden. WARNING - do NOT throw it over your spiteful neighbours garden, the one who you wedgied and drank the blood of for a year. This will result in the permanent loss of your head, which though thoroughly downsidead has a silver lining: someone can make puns about you running around like a headless chicken!
- You by now, should be climaxing in the Ji-Had orientated game of Savior.
- This line of instructions isn't strictly necessary.