Scientifically speaking

The cactuses of the cactii catcisiisicis, when cactussed.

Eats the smashers of whatnot in ever.

"He runs away!" screamed the fig tree.

WHAT? "said the man".

Cacacacacacacaca! The cat said.

The fig tree fell on the "elf said the dog"

Who said that? Screamed the no one.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

...

"You know what?" said the kitten. "I've had enough of this Illogicopedia nonsense. I'm going to bed."

And so he did.

THE END.

P.S. BANANAS R TEH AWSUM!!!