Shellfish

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Shellfish have been on this planet for a long time.

The inner core of them is said to hold many secrets, like the telephone number of the president.

Beep beep beep beep beep beep

Hello is that the, erm, Prez?

YES. STOP THIS, I'M A HALF-MAN HALF-HUMANSHELLFISH.