Shirley Temple
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. And I asked him not to vandalize my Wikipedia article, too,”
“Now I finally huffed her sig block at the Walk Of Fame...ehehehe!”
“I also did a lollipop song...hehe...”
“That kid's crankin' badly!”
“I guess I'm not the only curly guy here...”
“...”
“Give me a place to stand, and I'll shave her hair...”
~ André Breton on Shirley Temple
“Who do you think I am, Britney Spears?”
Shirley Jane Temple, later known as Shirley Temple Black, is an Academy Award-winning former child actress. She starred in over 40 films during the 1930s. She is now a diplomat and a chicken huffer.
Shirley was born on 1928 in Los Santos, San Andreas. Her childhood wasn't a happy one, as her mother practically forced her to tap-dance (as well as breakdance) almost since she was able to walk. Despite this, she took it seriously, and decided to make it a full-time career.
She was then discovered by Tommy Vercetti during a meeting with Steve Irwin and Professor X. Her first movie appearance was a prostitute in Need For Speed: Desperate, on the age of five. The series was considered controversial by some viewers because of, well, isn't that obvious? Her second series with Vercetti, Hoodlums of Youth, was a bit more acceptable, and cast her as a bratty younger sister in a contemporary West Coast gangsta family.