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...and that concludes our lecture on Shnockleshnockle.

Now for something completely different.

There is disturbing lack of ice cream in my fridge. There is a disturbing lack of ability in my fingers. There is a disturbing lack of items on my to-do-list. There is a disturbing lack of sensible people with power in the USA. There is a disturbing lack of moustaches at the beach. There is a disturbing lack of manhood on my face. There is a disturbing lack of spacing in this article.

There is a disturbing lack of visual diseases.

There is a disturbing lack of humour in this article.

There is a disturbing lack of testicle massages in the curriculum.

There is a disturbing lack of teenagers jacking off in the other room.

There is a disturbing lack of ROFLBBQGRILLOMGLOLZDESUDESUDESU upon thine face.

There is a disturbing lack of Queens to speak perfect english.

There is a disturbing lack of Nidoqueens in my pack of playing cards

There is a disturbing lack of.... oh wait, there it is.

There is a disturbing lack of facial hair, EVERYWHERE!

There is a disturbing lack of plastic foot stools in my garden.

There is a disturbing lack of content on the internet.

There is a disturbing lack of point to this article.

There is a disturbing lack of ice cream in my fridge.

There is a disturbing lack of Oh well, at least I have continuity.