Shooting cows in the head YEY
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“Oh, that gun's no good. The old way, with a sledge! You see that way's better, they die better that way. With the new way, people put out of jobs. Look! I was the killer!”
We 'all going to shoot the cows in the head, yey! It's not much of a challenge I'll admit, it's kinda like cow tipping but with more guts.
Technique
- Shoot
- It
- In
- The
- Head
GET IT? good now for strategy...
strategy
- Shoot
- It
- In
- The
- Head
GET IT? good, now for the way of the warrior
- The way of the warrior is mysterious and secretive (shoot it you third-rate herbivore slaughterer).
- The deadliest kill is selfishness. Shoot it with your smile (spare the deputy.)
- Be calm. YOU HEAR??!
- Shake it like a Polaroid picture.