Slam Dunk!

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This is me dunking. Oh, you're jealous.

Lots of Mofos can dunk. I can'st. If I could, I'd be in the NBA (National Beluga Atrophy).

Lots of Mofos can'st dunk. I laugh at them and shout:

“F#CK GRAVITY, MOTHERF#CKER!!! MY LEGS IS TALL!!! LOLZ ROFLMAO OMMGZ!!!11!”

- Shaquille O'Neal on (that rhymes) discussing his (sickz) hops (better give dem sum antibiontics ors somethin')

If you want to know how to dumk, here it is:

1. Jump (really really high)
2. Place ball in hoop (duh)
3. Sacrifice a two-headed chicken
4. Take it from here, dummy