Sneeze Dream

A-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

The nights have been quite cold lately. It wouldn't be as relaxing to take naps if parts of our body dropped off as we slept.

This man knew how to rub his hands on string!

Once upon a time there was a very lonely puddle of Vomit.

He was all alone on the floor. He was born from the mouth of a drunk man (on the same college as a certain doorknob who is now lost amongst the saltless living pretzels).

"They had it in an upright coffin for about a week. I saw it. They had hair!"

Let's eat until we vomit, so the Vomit will have friendS! MISTER VOMIT! SUNRISE VOMIT!!!! The clean sky is woodchips. The blue...

Welcome to the Human Nose, the land of things that protect you when you're sitting on the toilet, when you're standing inside the toilet, when your shoes are wet and when there's tape.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!