Some quotes and lessons
“You can't arrest us, we are Pakistani citizens.”
“The guy in Sofia train station can't be trusted.”
“We are members of the Burundi army...”
“Never ask a linguist if they are cunning.”
“I will bring your sheets right up, oh wait I just remembered that I have broken both of my legs.”
“Tanzanian roadside kebabs aid weight loss.”
“My friends call me Captain Smiley.”
“Never throw away the timetable part of your railpass.”
“Are you looking for Jesus Christ? - I didn't know he was hiding.”
“German condoms are smaller than U.K condoms.”
“Hagger, Hagger, pretend to be English and they'll let us in.”
“Girls like guys who are foreign, funny and leaving in the morning.”
“Hakuna matata! Just keep floating.”
“Ali Hippy's traditional Swahili music involves an electronic keyboard...”
“I am going home and having THE sex.”
“Kinder eggs can be clove hitched.”
“Oh you're from England, can you give a message to the Chelsea manager for me?”
“Buying a bus ticket in October in rural Italy between the hours of noon and 3p.m is difficult.”
“You're wearing odd socks.”
“Obviously....”
“Present perfect continuous is has/have + been + present participle”
“How much does a polar bear weigh?”
“I don't know.”
“Neither do I but it breaks the ice.”
“The Euro gets stronger by the second.”
“She's so last week.”
“Who is this week?”
“Err......you?”
“Tauben is a pigeon, not a verb.”
“Guess who's single!”
“You?”
“I am perpetually single...”
“I don't like paths.”
“Are you going to change your plans for this girl?”
“Did my plans ever seem to be anything more (to you) than vague and impulsive?”
“Good point.”
“Dancing is all in the hips.”
“Yo tengo US dollars, quiero Paraguayan guayanis!”