Spam (food)

Spam is a type of canned meat made from mashed chicken, bull and unicorn body parts. It is very popular with people from Canadia and South East America. In recent years, however, as food prices soared with the Chinese taking over the world, it has become a luxury only affordable by the rich and famous.

Spam is commonly eaten by itself, but can also be mashed up further to make a mushroom-tasting sauce, spread on top of cheeseburgers or cooked with fried ice cream. A new trending style is to cut the meat up and mold them into the shape of marshmallows, then toasted over a campfire. Most food critics say spam is best eaten with a cup of red wine and cheese, though most have been driven away disgusted by the fact it contains unicorn.