Spontaneous Implosion
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Spontaneous Implosion occurs when the one of the following circumstances is achieved[1]:
- When a number is successfully divided by zero.
- When you make something implode spontaneously.
History was made when Sir Kit and Sir Valence met upon Sir Comefrence, upon which they exclaimed
| Thou hast turned into a sphericide with a mass of zero |
Upon this revelation, the year upon which they exclaimed this statement upon turned into a item of zero mass, volume, and density, which explains where the year 1673.28 went[2]. This was the first noted, recorded, and/or fishwiped account of spontaneous implosion, wherein the three lonely knights and their noble ass saw it occur without a cause.
Later, Sir Valence, the only survivor of the three knights after the Third Re-stabilization of the Gorge of 1677[3], later claimed
| Thou shalt find thine body upon that of the invisible swine |
Though this comment proved irrelevant, he too later spontaneously combusted.