Star Trek Mission Log
Characters
Boss: A total idiot who often narrates for no reason.
Sulu: A paranoid who often yells at Boss.
Uhura: She thinks Boss is an idiot.
Spork, or something: A nerd in denial.
Day One
It is day one, we are flying through............... space.
Uhh boss?
What, Sulu!?
You were narrating, I think it is unnecessary
But how is the audience gonna know what's been happening since the last <css> /*Written by Silent Penguin
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Well, if they watch dis episode, I think they would watch previous one.
Uhh, whatever. So, we have been flying into a black hole, for the last two minutes
BLACK HOLE!!!!!!!!! WHY YOU NO TELL US??????
Well, I was busy talking to you, and-
NO TIME FOR EXPLAIN!!! GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!
Nah, let's just go into the black hole
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! WE DIE!, BLACK HOLE KILL PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!
Meh
MEH!!!!!!!, WHAT MEANS THIS MEH? I OUGHTA-
Uhhh, Sulu?
Boss, I think he has a stroke
Oh well
What should we do now?
Let's just keep going
Day Two
We are currently being sucked into a black hole.
I THINK THE VIEWERS WOULD NOTICE THAT!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, Boss, but I'm gonna have to go with him. GET US OUTTA HEER!!!!!!!!!!
All right, you wimps, I'll fly out of here.
WHAAAAAAAAAAT!!???, WE COULD JUST FLY OUT OF THERE?
Budget cuts, I know, we weren't allowed to have a cooler escape
BUDGET CUTS!!!!!!!!!
That is the lamest thing I ever heard
Well its not easy, there's money, how we spend it, what goes on backstage-
Don't talk about that stuff while we're on air!!!
Day Thr33
Ah, the great vastness of................ space, such a beautiful sight.
Boss?
WHAT!!!!!!
I'm trying to read my book.
That's Spock, he's a nerd
I'm not a nerd!!!
Anyway, as we fly through space-
Seriously, Sulu's right, you do have a narrating problem.
Ohhh, Urethra, always on Sulu's side!!
It's Uhura, and I'm not always on his side.
Well, we'll let Dr. Phil be the judge of that!
Boss, It's 2250, or something, Dr. Phil has been dead for three centuries
Shuut uuuup!!!
What's with him?
Meh.
So, where's Sulu?
Had a stroke, not gonna be onscreeen for a few more episodes.